CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHIP?
Sellers provide a low price for their items, or a low starting bid for their auctions, but charge the generally accepted value of the item as the shipping cost (in the same country). $2.99 for a 36" VGA cable, $9.99 for shipping. $45 for a Pentium 4 motherboard, $70 for the shipping.
BAIT AND SNATCH
Sellers will overbid on their own auctions with a sock puppet account if they don't hit the price they want before the auction is about to end, just to keep from having to sell it, and will then re-list it. They will repeat this until the price they want has been met or exceeded. Sometimes they will keep raising their expected price until they eventually have to walk it back a bit, just to get the most possible blood from the stone.
VEERRRY EXPENTHIVE, DOUGHLATH!
Sites or sellers will eternally list items for insane prices, like $50 for plastic hard drive mounting rails for a specific computer line from a specific manufacturer, or $350 for a Socket 7 motherboard, never updating their prices to attract buyers, or to clear out old inventory.
IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM
"Worked when I last used it in 1985." "Powers on, I don't know how to test it (Device that connects to speakers/television and plays CDs)"
HULK HATE PUNY BOX!
Item is in amazing condition, like it had just been removed from its original packaging. When it arrives to you, it was in a single-walled cardboard box with no padding of any sort, and has arrived in several small pieces and two large ones. Amazingly, the delivery man didn't shot-put it onto the walkway near your porch.
- Where it's always 1995.
Icons, wallpapers, and typical Oldternet nonsense.