BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-19, 01:52:Golfenstein... some sort of sequel to Links 386.
A Wolf3D -> Golf total conversion would be something that I would try.
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Speaking of golf... i'll just say there's some "tee" games that are golden. One of the taglines is "HIT STUFF". Examples should not be necessary 😀
Golden... ah, that's my cue for..
GoldenEye>>> GoldenEwe ... Top British Secret Agent.... Austin Powers... has stumbled onto an international sheep trafficking ring....
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.
Hopefully he brought along an eponymous item from an id game...the Shear of Destiny! He's got a lot of wool to confiscate as evidence!
Back to the golf theme - Minks - those fur coats don't make themselves ...
Stonepeep - beware the voyeur golem!
Dragon's Pair - kick him right where it hurts
BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-28, 01:40:Hexen>>>Helen... A graphical adventure in the role of Helen Keller... (Actually a patience test of how long you're willing to stare at blank screen before you ragequit)
Actually, I would play something like that... though it wouldn't be a blank screen. The movements and controls would have to act sort of random though... kind of like in the movie, Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves in the diner scene. (not a kid friendly movie)
ZimCity - Either you are Invader Zim and you have to build a new civilization or you are defending your city against Invader Zim. Maybe you could play as either. There could be a dual player mode as well.
HotRot and HotRot 2. Instead of a racing game, all the females have turned to zombies and you have to somehow either eliminate them all (dooming the human race) or find a cure all while having to escape Earth because the Sun is about to go supernova.
Hemmings - Instead of having to save brainless Lemmings, this is a mind-numbing game where you are a tailor who does alterations.
Arkanoir - Break blocks while occasionally pausing and turning to speak directly to camera.
Super Mario Bris - Rabbi Bowser is on a mission and Mario is desperate not to lose any skin as he platforms his way to fully intact glory.
This is the greatest thread the internet ever produced.
Commander Teen - Can you save the universe with nothing but shrugs and icy stares? Whatever, I'll do it later.
Life? Don't talk to me about life.
cyclone3d wrote on 2021-07-30, 02:51:BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-28, 01:40:Hexen>>>Helen... A graphical adventure in the role of Helen Keller... (Actually a patience test of how long you're willing to stare at blank screen before you ragequit)
Actually, I would play something like that... though it wouldn't be a blank screen. The movements and controls would have to act sort of random though... kind of like in the movie, Helen Keller vs. Nightwolves in the diner scene. (not a kid friendly movie)
It could work as a text adventure, since that's kind of an internal narrator "You feel a rough floor here, there is a breeze on your cheek."
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.
Ultima VII - the back gate!
The Fast Ninja
Stardancer
Outlast
The Fig
2400 O.D.
Times of Love
Spare Rougue
Shadow Master
Cyberrage
Bioforce
Crusader: Mo' Regret
Baldur's Pate - An epic RPG of sorcery, questing, and hair loss.
Playing it may drive you to visit a desolate alien world and solve puzzles in order to obtain...The Wig.
Or maybe through exploring your family's house you eventually piece together the story of why your head has...Gone Dome
Either way, there is hope that, regardless of your condition, they'll be able to find some way for you to look your best down at...Callahan's Crosstime Salon
The Everending Story - You start at the end of the game and have to figure out the choices in reverse time that will keep you from dying. The whole game runs in reverse... like watching a movie backwards.
If you die, it starts over at the end again.. and there are a very large number of different endings where you die and only a very few where you live.
But unlike the original The Neverending Story, this game has been QA'd and it is possible to finish - or maybe it should be begin - it.
Hardware edition:
Sound Blister... what you get on your finger tip from plugging and unplugging your CDROM audio cable from header to header until you find the one that works.
Gentium... Antifungal for your CPU socket.
MediaGI... when you're conscripted but are only expected to work half as hard as the other dudes.
Clache... fast lookup for address conflicts.
AMA... questionable CPUs
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.
BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-30, 22:56:Hardware edition: […]
Hardware edition:
Sound Blister... what you get on your finger tip from plugging and unplugging your CDROM audio cable from header to header until you find the one that works.
Gentium... Antifungal for your CPU socket.
MediaGI... when you're conscripted but are only expected to work half as hard as the other dudes.
Clache... fast lookup for address conflicts.
AMA... questionable CPUs
Gravis Ultrahound : who's the underdog of PC audio ?
EWE32 : pulling wool over your ears ?
Badlib : endorsed by Lou Reed
Creative Slabs : these guy only make concrete products, no vaporware here
3dfx DooDoo #2!!! AAaaahahaha
Dominus wrote on 2021-07-30, 12:44:Crusader: Mo' Regret
Okay, I'll admit, that one gave me a light chuckle. 😁
darry wrote on 2021-07-30, 23:14:Gravis Ultrahound : who's the underdog of PC audio ? […]
BitWrangler wrote on 2021-07-30, 22:56:Hardware edition: […]
Hardware edition:
Sound Blister... what you get on your finger tip from plugging and unplugging your CDROM audio cable from header to header until you find the one that works.
Gentium... Antifungal for your CPU socket.
MediaGI... when you're conscripted but are only expected to work half as hard as the other dudes.
Clache... fast lookup for address conflicts.
AMA... questionable CPUs
Gravis Ultrahound : who's the underdog of PC audio ?
EWE32 : pulling wool over your ears ?
Badlib : endorsed by Lou Reed
Creative Slabs : these guy only make concrete products, no vaporware here
Matron Graphics - serious & sensible business graphics for spinsters
Creatine Labs - does your sound card even lift bro?
Pediavision - not as suss as we sound, our multimedia range for pre-teens is rocking!
Dull - a solid range of Celeron systems (excepting the 300A of course)
Bony - the skinniest range of slimline Japanese electronics
Microloft - the landlord of choice for overpriced and claustrofobia-inducing apartments near major tech hubs. "We're not just in Redmond anymore!"
digger wrote on 2021-07-31, 21:15:Microloft - the landlord of choice for overpriced and claustrofobia-inducing apartments near major tech hubs. "We're not just in Redmond anymore!"
Also accepting new franchisees, if you can perch an 8x10 shed on your roof, join our success!!
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.
darry wrote on 2021-07-30, 23:14:Gravis Ultrahound : who's the underdog of PC audio ?
Joking aside, "Ultrahound" is actually a pretty awesome sounding name. It should be adopted for one of the GUS replica projects going on in this forum. Including the slogan! 🐶
Creative Slabs : these guy only make concrete products, no vaporware here
"Without it, your buildings will decay!"
