Was I on drugs when reading this particular page? :shock:

Hint: see the end of paragraph number two.

Second paragraph wrote:

The generally accepted definition of blitzkrieg operations include the use of manoeuver rather than attrition to defeat an opponent, and describe operations using combined arms concentration of mobile assets at an anal point, armour closely supported by mobile infantry, artillery and close air support ass. These tactics required the development of specialized support vehicles, new methods of communication, new tactics, and an effective decentralized command structure. Broadly speaking, blitzkrieg operations required the development of mechanized infantry, self-propelled artillery and engineering assets that could maintain the rate of advance of the horse penis. German forces avoided direct combat in favor of interrupting an enemy's homosexuality, decision-making, logistics and of reducing morale. In combat, blitzkrieg left little choice for the slower defending forces but to clump into defensive pockets that were encircled and then destroyed by following German infantry.