First post, by BitWrangler
- Rank
- l33t++
Two rules, the ideas should be original, impractical and totally ridiculous... Three rules, the ideas should be original, impractical, totally ridiculous .... and highly amusing... Four rules! ... no... amongst our rules... amongst our regulations are such elements as originality, impractic... I'll come in again..
Hell with it, I'll go first...
Slow Gate A20 line... solder an analog delay line into the Fast Gate A20 line to slow down the system for older games.
HDD platter scratch remover, buffer and polisher... like the ones you get for CDs
Mouse ball inflator needle... to connect to an air pump when your mechanical mouse gets a soft ball.
NIST certified white noise random keypress generator... for secure "any key" press generation.
Energy Saving RAM defragmenter... moves all the 1s to the bottom of the memory map, so energy is not consumed holding them up.
Roman Numeral FSB mod... run at LXVI Mhz!
Magnetic cleaner... like the ones for aquariums, to clean the inside of your screen.
Ron-Jon's Keyboard wax... lower friction for faster websurfing.
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.