Doing battle with the Prince of Weird, that Patriot SL4100, got 08h code on the POST card thus far, think we're on the Phoenix code list because with no RAM I get the 1-3-1 beep code... https://www.rigacci.org/docs/biblio/online/fi … mware/beep3.htm ... not sure if I'm cleaning the socket well enough, damn thing seems delicate though, broke a clip on one of the others. Anyone in ontario got a deoxit tank i can boil the whole thing in? 🤣 Maybe gonna have to get a magnifying glass and a dental probe and clean it's teeth like I'm a dental hygienist.
Edit: So I drenched the think in straight IPA and scrubbed at it's teeth with a brush. Wanted to give it a while to dry, so grabbed a SFF Compaq Deskpro and fired it up..
After the HDD going clackaclack a few times while it was complaining options no set, no keyboard, etc and so forth I thought HDD was gonna be dead, but maybe that's the noise it made when it detects... because after connecting keyboard and reboot, say yah whatevs to setups and...
It boots into Win98... wooo
says no mouse, okay, have a *grab anything* mouse, old MS serial that's so yellow it's brown... detects..
poke around, nothing much on there apart from
Worms Armageddon, yisssssssssssssssss
Fire it up.
There's sound.
wat
There's sound
It's coming from the monitor.... NEC Multisync LED 17" it's got speakers, DVI and an audio jack, but I only have the VGA cable connected and
There's sound
This is a friggin' new one on me...
I am 90% sure it's coming from the monitor, but ima have to check now that the system unit hasn't got PC Speaker round back corner.
EditII: Okay false alarm, never attribute to the supernatural that which is easily explained by Compaq weirdness, apparently the Soundmax digital integrated audio is hooked up to the internal speaker also. Not FM/Midi, just digital playback. That speaker was pointed toward the monitor at the time, hence my confusion.
EditIII: Aww crap I broke it, or the HDD was iffy... Some crap proggy froze up on uninstall... waited ages... forced reboot, hung on the shutdown screen no disk activity... powered it off, next boot scandisk comes up, saying a FAT problem it can't fix, and now it can't get into winders... will try chkdisk on it after supper.
EditIV: BTW when that happened I was just planning on retiring the mouse I was using to keep the miles off it, turned it up and it said serial and mouse port mouse, and I thought wait a sec, I've got 4 ports for 1 other mouse, Ima see if there's an adapter for this one around. Got Logitech card and mouse, and MS card, ATI Graphics Ultra with mouse port and a AST 386 with a mouse port.

Saw one of these a couple of weeks ago, didn't cross my mind at the time it was a mouse adapter, was thinking RS232 to Apple Serial port, derp.
Unicorn herding operations are proceeding, but all the totes of hens teeth and barrels of rocking horse poop give them plenty of hiding spots.