Dear VOGONS member,

Due to a dramatic increase in our overhead costs, we are obliged to charge you for our general support services from this point forward.

Our new price list is as follows:

• $ 3.00 - Simple answers
• $ 7.00 - Answers which need some thought
• $12.00 - Honest answers

And, for services we find ourselves performing even more frequently:

• $20.00 - Answers to dumb and unnecessary questions

We cannot keep our standard reactions free any longer:

• $ 1.00 - Shrug
• $ 2.00 - Look dumb
• $ 5.00 - Look very dumb
• $15.00 - Delete private message

There is one reaction that remains unchanged:

• Ignore you completely -- FREE!