This is really slow process, dead end, we need some front end and some prebaked community scripts..
There are frontends for lots of obscure stuff, but nobody is willing to make some for Win9x'Win2000\WinXp - Steam and Gog installation.. There are people willing to play wit ASM, obscure hacks, but nobody with few webservice api calls, few screens of GUI and simple scripts in language you can choose as far as Win9x can support it (no Probably anything but Rust).
If someone not believe in donate simple, he can do some project on something like smaller Kickstarer servers.. Im quite sure there is big audience for it. I hope that it would not take 5 years to happen.
Im old goal oriented goatman, i care about facts and freedom, not about egos+prejudices. Hoarding=sickness. If you want respect, gain it by your behavior. I hate stupid SW limits, SW=virtual world, everything should be possible if you have enough raw HW.